To: My Dear Aunt Mandy

From: Everett

Address: Sjolseth Jailhouse, 3rd Floor

My Dear Aunt Mandy,

Thank you so much for rescuing me from bum pain due to your very knowledge-able advice about diaper rash. I am feelin' so much better. Mom can even change my diaper without me runnin' away and cryin'. So, I guess she should really be the one thankin' ya. So, since you are dispensing advice, do you have any about breakin' out of the jailhouse here? 'Cause I could sure use some 'bout now.

Very sin-cerely your nephew,

Evy