STATS
Weight: 23 pounds, 11 ounces (95th percentile)
Height: 30 inches long (95th percentile)
Head Circumference: Off the charts
Moderator: Ladies and Gentlemen, thanks for joining us for this live interview with Everett. Everett, thanks for being with us; we've been trying to interview you for months and are thrilled that you are with us today.
Everett: Thanks, I am glad to be here, too.
Moderator: First off, I need you to clear up a rumor. Are you the next Gerber Baby?
Everett: [hahahaha] No, no, no. I do get that from lots of people. But, Mommy says that she doesn't even maintain that high level of maintenance for herself--so, she doesn't think that she'll be turning me into a show baby anytime soon.
Moderator: Thanks for clearing that up for us. So, are you walking yet?
Everett: Not yet . . . I am pretty content with the sitting option. I have started scooting backwards on my tummy, but not often. I do roll from belly to back, but not often.
Moderator: Your mom and dad always talk about how you enjoy music. The fans want to know what tunes you are currently listening to now?
Everett: Well, Mommy and Daddy have me hooked onto James Brown. I can get my booty bouncing to those tunes---oh, Mom just nudged me to remind me to tell you that I am clapping to music these days. She brought along some pictures to share. When I am particularly cranky in the car, they play, "Killing Me Softly." I also enjoy a couple of songs on some CD that Dad bought. Mom is especially good at interpreting the tunes into dance moves. Cracks me UP!
Dad's CD that Everett Likes

Moderator: So, what are these other pictures that I see over there.
Everett: When I see something new or interesting, I tilt my head in a quizzical manner. It took Mom tons of shots to get these. You have to move pretty quickly to get the moment. I guess I should mention that you might notice the jaw dropping in the middle picture. Mom says that when I am amazed with something, I do that, too.



Moderator: That bear looks really familiar.
Everett: Yeah, I got in on vacation. At the time it had one eye. The second one fell off when Mom washed it. That's okay. It absorbs drool really well.
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Everett: This is the picture Mom and Dad take every month to show how much I've grown. I was about the size of the bear when I was born.

Moderator: Nice! What have you been doing with your hot summer days?
Everett: I love to go on walks and go to the pool with Dad. At this one pool by my house that has a waterslide that I can't go on yet, there are water spouts that shoot straight up. They shoot up as high as I am when I sit down. I love to sit beside them and try and catch the water.
Moderator: Really! How is that going?
Everett: I really haven't been able to catch the water. It just seems to constantly flow through my fingers which I don't get yet. But I do get myself splashed in the face trying to contain it.
Moderator: I think one of your fans said that you have the voice of Barry White. What does that mean?
Everett: Well, people keep telling Mom and Dad that I have a really deep babyvoice. I do like to sing. I think that my deeper babyvoice surprises people and that's why I have been called that by a couple of their friends. And, you know, all the ladies love Barry White's voice. And, I am pretty good with my singing.
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Everett: And I am getting some teeth right now and that will help me learn to say words. I almost have eight teeth. Right now I have five teeth that I brush everyday. But, Mom and Dad say I have three more coming in quick.
Moderator: This isn't a question of what products you endorse, but what are your favorite toys right now?
Everett: Here. I came with a picture of the toys I play with the most. I like things that roll.

Everett: Oh, and here is a picture of a picture that I always have to be facing when I am playing in the living room. I really like to look at it.

Moderator: Interesting. Well, Everett, we are about out of time. I can see your Mom signalling that it is time for a nap. Before you go, share with us what happens next in Everett's World.
Everett: Yeah, (yawn), I do need to go. I plan on just playing, playing, playing like I do all the time from morning until night. I have a few other pictures we didn't talk about. I'll just leave them to look through on your own. Thanks and Bye!
Moderator: That is about all folks. Thanks, Everett, for dropping in. Until next time . . .



